PREGNANCY Q&A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q : When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Comments? .... Please feel free to add to this .... we all need a smile once in a while!
4 comments:
Ha! This is too cute! :)
thanks for the smiles. :)
ring tones. lol!
Laughter is good :) So glad you stopped by my blog --thanks for the encouraging words. I am learning everyday what complete dependence on Him looks like--He is revealing more and more..and it is so exciting. So glad to hear others are teaching this message -- check out the blog Connect on my blogroll- her husband devotes his life (and she does too) to spreading the message of grace and helping others find the abundant life through dependence on Christ....great blog.
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