Monday, August 4, 2008

Pregnancy, Estrogen, & Women ......

Pregnancy, Estrogen, & Women

PREGNANCY Q&A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q : When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.

Comments? .... Please feel free to add to this .... we all need a smile once in a while!

5 comments:

sweetirie said...

Ha! This is too cute! :)

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Crazy Working Mom said...

thanks for the smiles. :)

Gina said...

ring tones. lol!

JMBMOMMY said...

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